overheard at horriblefest 6

jophetamine to mr. california, during cauliflower ass and bob's set: good thing we went first...there's no way we woulda been able to follow this!

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me to the singer of cola freaks: hey, good show!
mads: hey thanks..haven't we met before?
me: yeah...the last time you were here and you pinned me against the wall, wanting to take my life.
mads: oh yeah, that did happen! isn't your name erin? and you have a radio show?

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_____'s bass player: they have free bowling and shoes.
_____'s singer: fuck yeah! that's fucking awesome!
_____'s bass player: really? i didn't know you were so excited about bowling.
_____'s singer: oh. i thought you said free BLOW and shoes.

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timmy vulgar, holding up a smashed beer can after flyin' trichecos set: slamdance beer! hey paul, look! this beer can got SLAMDANCED! it's SLAMDANCE BEER!!!!!

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mc tony: why are you huffing my shirt? silly girls! no, you can't huff it, it's deodorant!
julia: if we can't huff it, FUCK IT!!!

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